I received this as a forward type email from a cousin in India.  I hope you are amused. : )

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!


If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the groom is made to sit on the
horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............


I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............


i got a HEART ATTACK


LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers


< BR>ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best


True love is like a pillow
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow


Dear Friend,


when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock


ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!



when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot


Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !


The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love


A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

"Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes." - Gandhi

"Anyone desperate enough for suicide should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve problems: elope at midnight, stow away on the boat to New Zealand and start over, do what they always wanted to do but were afraid to try." ~Richard Bach

& from Jerry McGuire

"You know, in my life, I have had just as many successes as I have had failures.  But at the end of the day, I love my wife, I love my life, and I wish you my kind of success." - from the agent narrator

i can't concentrate, and i really need to.  and the thing is, i'm supposed to be really excited about graduating and going to med school.  but that's really not how i would describe things right now. 

i always say that people end up where they are meant to be.  people tell me that too.  and some of my friends even said to me that everything will work out in the end and whatever else..  i keep repeating it, but i'm having a harder time convincing myself than anybody else.